Not For Hire

We were looking to get some work done around the house and found what we thought to be a great contractor. Turns out we knew nothing about his work, only that he was really cute!

He showed up and didn't even know how to work the ladder. He kept barking out incoherent demands for goldfish and strawberries. When he left no work was accomplished and we had a lot of drool to clean up.

Needless to say this contractor is no longer for hire!



I have a sneaking suspicion that we will try out his services again. Say maybe when he is a teenager.